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His name is Bartok and he’s the cutest baby you’ll ever see.

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IKM MAKING SOME REALLY AWAFUL NOISES

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Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

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wingleader:

wakeupslaves:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,

Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?

because white people have made sure that everything is about race
as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.
Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)
Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.
And that’s just some example of Muslim medieval travel writers
Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.

Um….I don’t know where you guys went to school…but I grew up in the States, I live in the States, and having a degree in education, I TEACH in the States, and I can honestly say this is not true. We do not grow up learning that white people are “the only one[s] who ever got anything done, and the only ones who do because white people have made sure that everything is about race.” Not only is that sentence grammatically incorrect, but it is factually incorrect. Every history class I have ever attended, and every lesson I have ever taught has included the reprobation of our ancestor’s actions. We do not celebrate Columbus Day thanking the White Master God that he killed entire nations of people through contamination and mere ignorance. We teach these subjects fair and we examine how racism, prejudice, and white privilege plays into a lot of historical moments, especially in our nation’s history. That being said, we do not get to teach awesome things like explorer Zheng and Ahmad Ibn Fadlan because if we did we would need a whole separate class to introduce students to the area of subject, and that is what they do in college. Why we cannot do this in elementary school, middle school, and high school is because of time restraints and strict curriculum guidelines set down by people who really have no business being in education—but honestly, teachers have little control over curriculum especially in inner-city schools. We are now being hung by the throats from standardized tests, where a certain amount of hours each day must be devoted to x, y, and z. Also, when you’re teaching subjects like explorers, it’s usually centered around your own culture, so for Americans, of course they’re going to know Columbus! We have a whole friggin’ holiday for that guy. And trust me, what we teach about him is NOT flattering, probably because he was an idiot. The point is, we have to teach a certain amount of information to obtain certain scores, and it has to fit within a certain curriculum….anything outside this bubble is considered “unuseful” to students, and while I disagree with this system entirely, this is how the broken education system works in the good ol’ U.S. of A. So don’t blame us if we don’t know an Asian explorer or a Middle Eastern explorer because it is not in our curriculum, and it is not about “race” at all….it’s about how things are chosen for us to learn ahead of schedule and about how those things fluctuate rarely…and being a part of this system I can guarantee that educators everywhere are trying to change things, but don’t assume people are racist because they haven’t heard about an explorer that’s foreign to them. I doubt students in other countries are learning about our culture and history any more than we are learning about theirs. 

potootagath:

wingleader:

wakeupslaves:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,

Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?

because white people have made sure that everything is about race

as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.

Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)

Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.

And that’s just some example of Muslim medieval travel writers

Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.

Um….I don’t know where you guys went to school…but I grew up in the States, I live in the States, and having a degree in education, I TEACH in the States, and I can honestly say this is not true. We do not grow up learning that white people are “the only one[s] who ever got anything done, and the only ones who do because white people have made sure that everything is about race.” Not only is that sentence grammatically incorrect, but it is factually incorrect. Every history class I have ever attended, and every lesson I have ever taught has included the reprobation of our ancestor’s actions. We do not celebrate Columbus Day thanking the White Master God that he killed entire nations of people through contamination and mere ignorance. We teach these subjects fair and we examine how racism, prejudice, and white privilege plays into a lot of historical moments, especially in our nation’s history. That being said, we do not get to teach awesome things like explorer Zheng and Ahmad Ibn Fadlan because if we did we would need a whole separate class to introduce students to the area of subject, and that is what they do in college. Why we cannot do this in elementary school, middle school, and high school is because of time restraints and strict curriculum guidelines set down by people who really have no business being in education—but honestly, teachers have little control over curriculum especially in inner-city schools. We are now being hung by the throats from standardized tests, where a certain amount of hours each day must be devoted to x, y, and z. Also, when you’re teaching subjects like explorers, it’s usually centered around your own culture, so for Americans, of course they’re going to know Columbus! We have a whole friggin’ holiday for that guy. And trust me, what we teach about him is NOT flattering, probably because he was an idiot. The point is, we have to teach a certain amount of information to obtain certain scores, and it has to fit within a certain curriculum….anything outside this bubble is considered “unuseful” to students, and while I disagree with this system entirely, this is how the broken education system works in the good ol’ U.S. of A. So don’t blame us if we don’t know an Asian explorer or a Middle Eastern explorer because it is not in our curriculum, and it is not about “race” at all….it’s about how things are chosen for us to learn ahead of schedule and about how those things fluctuate rarely…and being a part of this system I can guarantee that educators everywhere are trying to change things, but don’t assume people are racist because they haven’t heard about an explorer that’s foreign to them. I doubt students in other countries are learning about our culture and history any more than we are learning about theirs. 

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His eyes always get me

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His eyes always get me

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When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

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I went to the mall, and a little girl called me a terrorist. 

My name is Ela.  I am seventeen years old.  I am not Muslim, but my friend told me about her friend being discriminated against for wearing a hijab.  So I decided to see the discrimination firsthand to get a better understanding of what Muslim women go through. 

My friend and I pinned scarves around our heads, and then we went to the mall.  Normally, vendors try to get us to buy things and ask us to sample a snack.  Clerks usually ask us if we need help, tell us about sales, and smile at us.  Not today.  People, including vendors, clerks, and other shoppers, wouldn’t look at us.  They didn’t talk to us.  They acted like we didn’t exist.  They didn’t want to be caught staring at us, so they didn’t look at all. 

And then, in one store, a girl (who looked about four years old) asked her mom if my friend and I were terrorists.  She wasn’t trying to be mean or anything.  I don’t even think she could have grasped the idea of prejudice.  However, her mother’s response is one I can never forgive or forget.  The mother hushed her child, glared at me, and then took her daughter by the hand and led her out of the store. 

All that because I put a scarf on my head.  Just like that, a mother taught her little girl that being Muslim was evil.  It didn’t matter that I was a nice person.  All that mattered was that I looked different.  That little girl may grow up and teach her children the same thing. 

This experiment gave me a huge wakeup call.  It lasted for only a few hours, so I can’t even begin to imagine how much prejudice Muslim girls go through every day.  It reminded me of something that many people know but rarely remember: the women in hijabs are people, just like all those women out there who aren’t Muslim. 

People of Tumblr, please help me spread this message.  Treat Muslims, Jews, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Taoists, etc., exactly the way you want to be treated, regardless of what they’re wearing or not wearing, no exceptions.  Reblog this.  Tell your friends.  I don’t know that the world will ever totally wipe out prejudice, but we can try, one blog at a time.  

coming up next on white people solve racism

muslim women dont need your white saviour attitude, you might now finally realise what it’s like to be excluded from society because of a piece of garment but you’re never going to experience it in the way we do.

she literally worded this so well and so honestly and tried so hard not to be rude, she just tried to understand what you go through. she’s not trying to be a saviour, she’s trying to raise awareness. she never said she’d solve anything or experience it like you do. stop doing exactly what other people do to you and shut down someones ideas just because of their color or religion or anything. this is a valid and completely pure hearted thing. 

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It’s funny how people act like white people are the biggest douchebags, and then act like total asshats themselves, huh?

She did this to get a GLIMPSE into the shit Muslim women are put through. She never claimed total understanding; in fact she said that she “can’t even begin to imagine how much prejudice Muslim girls go through every day.” She ADMITTED that she doesn’t know everything these women go through, and yet she’s STILL attacked? I cannot fathom why it’s deemed “okay” to be prejudiced against white people, even when we try to understand what it is people of other ethnicities/skin tones/nationalities/religions/etc go through. If you want, we can stop trying to understand and let everyone wallow in their self-pity.

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